Wash Your Tits Funny Bird Pun Soap

It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird!

We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Fowl Bird Soap artisan soap bar generously lathers on the double entendres while making your mornings nice and perky!

• Wash Your Tits Soap Bar
• This fancy soap is not for the birds!
• Birds shouldn't have all the fun!
• Make your mornings nice and perky!
• Don't forget about your love nest, and the rest
• Sing in the shower, or splish-splash in your (bird) bath!
• So fresh, so preen!
• Talk birdy to me.
  
  

While this luxury soap bar is not for the birds, it is excellent for washing your tits, side boobies, love nest, and the rest! Some say it's the "breast" gag gift out there!

This seemingly inappropriate gift is a funny present for girlfriends, chickadees, bird watchers, nature lovers, pun lovers, or anyone who really appreciates great tits.

• Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
• Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
• Cold-Process. Punny Soap Bar.
• All-Natural! No harsh chemicals, or dyes.
• Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
• Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free. 
• Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
• Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
• Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free
• Great tits and a lot of flocking puns!
  
  

This naturally funny soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. The prank gift box measures 3.25 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep. 

Our cheeky Wash Your Tits Novelty Soap Bar is a titillating joke present and a unique gag stocking stuffer.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

♻️ Please recycle, don't be a dirty bird!