Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Soap

SHOWERING:
2% washing, 8% singing,
90% winning fake arguments

Start every day with a win! All you need is our fun soap and a great point, and soon you'll be steaming up the room with your heated debate! Then, once you've made your closing argument, you will emerge from the shower feeling fresh, victorious, energized from all the mental exercise, and ready to take on any real-world battle! (Just remember to wash!)

• Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Soap
• Soap for working sh*t out in the shower
  
• Wash their argument down the drain!
• Soap for your hypothetical argument simulator.
• Never lose an imaginary argument (in the shower)
  
• What a great point! (Don't forget to wash!)
• Winning Scented Soap for comeback champions
• Inside of box features surprise cut out trophy and award ribbon!
  
  

Packaged in a cheeky prank box, this unique soap is a funny gag gift for friends who find themselves having long, drawn-out imaginary arguments with themselves in the shower. It's the perfect platform to test-drive their stance. As they anticipate every point their opponent will likely make, they'll be stocking piling brilliant comebacks so they don't end up like George Constanza at the jerk store.

• Made in the heart of the USA!
• Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
• Cold-Process. All-Natural Bar Soap.
• Simple Ingredients!
• No harsh chemicals or dyes.
• Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-Free.
• Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free.
• Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
• Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
• Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free!

Handcrafted in the USA and cold-processed in small batches, this vegan and cruelty-free, luxury bar soap has a winning scent guaranteed to make you feel like a champion! Are you looking for a useful gag gift? The quality of our Totally Cheesy prank gift boxes only comes second to the quality of our natural artisan soap waiting inside.

Standing at 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighing in at 4.5 oz, this handmade novelty soap is designed to moderate multiple intellectual sparring matches in your hypothetical argument simulator. Our 90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap is a fun gag gift for boyfriends and girlfriends!

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance. 

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